
My name is Jael Ortado Betonio married to Christian Bernard Betonio, youngest of the four offsprings of Estarlito Ortado and Lilia Cahinde Ortado.. Im a mom of two super kulit kids named Karl Christian a four and half years old tamad boy and Einjel Kristine a 1 and half year old super likot gurl...
I work at home... obvious na nasa harap lagi ng computer... trying hard sa kaka ingles sa mga blogs, nagpupumilit maging computer whiz wala namang alam...
nag-aaral, naghahanap ng kinalolokohan at mapagkakakitaan.. LOL
I love to munch on sweets to super salty foods like junk foods. I like watching movies just to relax, malling or strolling and xempre pa ang all time favorite na gawain ng gurls ang mag shopping with my kids on sundays or holidays..
a lot of you people wonder whats the meaning of my name... is it a combination of my parents name??? nope.... some say its the girly version of the name Joel... maybe yes or no.. but my older brothers name is Joel.... here is the story on how my parents got my name... its from the bible from the book of Judges chapter four...

Judges 4:1 And the children of Israel again did evil in the sight of the LORD, when Ehud was dead.
2 And the LORD sold them into the hand of Jabin king of Canaan, that reigned in Hazor; the captain of whose host was Sisera, which dwelt in Harosheth of the Gentiles.
3 And the children of Israel cried unto the LORD: for he had nine hundred chariots of iron; and twenty years he mightily oppressed the children of Israel.
4 And Deborah, a prophetess, the wife of Lapidoth, she judged Israel at that time.
5 And she dwelt under the palm tree of Deborah between Ramah and Bethel in mount Ephraim: and the children of Israel came up to her for judgment.
6 And she sent and called Barak the son of Abinoam out of Kedeshnaphtali, and said unto him, Hath not the LORD God of Israel commanded, saying, Go and draw toward mount Tabor, and take with thee ten thousand men of the children of Naphtali and of the children of Zebulun?
7 And I will draw unto thee to the river Kishon Sisera, the captain of Jabin's army, with his chariots and his multitude; and I will deliver him into thine hand.
8 And Barak said unto her, If thou wilt go with me, then I will go: but if thou wilt not go with me, then I will not go.
9 And she said, I will surely go with thee: notwithstanding the journey that thou takest shall not be for thine honour; for the LORD shall sell Sisera into the hand of a woman. And Deborah arose, and went with Barak to Kedesh.
10 And Barak called Zebulun and Naphtali to Kedesh; and he went up with ten thousand men at his feet: and Deborah went up with him.
11 Now Heber the Kenite, which was of the children of Hobab the father in law of Moses, had severed himself from the Kenites, and pitched his tent unto the plain of Zaanaim, which is by Kedesh.
12 And they shewed Sisera that Barak the son of Abinoam was gone up to mount Tabor.
13 And Sisera gathered together all his chariots, even nine hundred chariots of iron, and all the people that were with him, from Harosheth of the Gentiles unto the river of Kishon.
14 And Deborah said unto Barak, Up; for this is the day in which the LORD hath delivered Sisera into thine hand: is not the LORD gone out before thee? So Barak went down from mount Tabor, and ten thousand men after him.
15 And the LORD discomfited Sisera, and all his chariots, and all his host, with the edge of the sword before Barak; so that Sisera lighted down off his chariot, and fled away on his feet.
16 But Barak pursued after the chariots, and after the host, unto Harosheth of the Gentiles: and all the host of Sisera fell upon the edge of the sword; and there was not a man left.
17 Howbeit Sisera fled away on his feet to the tent of Jael the wife of Heber the Kenite: for there was peace between Jabin the king of Hazor and the house of Heber the Kenite.
18 And Jael went out to meet Sisera, and said unto him, Turn in, my lord, turn in to me; fear not. And when he had turned in unto her into the tent, she covered him with a mantle.
19 And he said unto her, Give me, I pray thee, a little water to drink; for I am thirsty. And she opened a bottle of milk, and gave him drink, and covered him.
20 Again he said unto her, Stand in the door of the tent, and it shall be, when any man doth come and enquire of thee, and say, Is there any man here? that thou shalt say, No.

21 Then Jael Heber's wife took a nail of the tent, and took an hammer in her hand, and went softly unto him, and smote the nail into his temples, and fastened it into the ground: for he was fast asleep and weary. So he died.
22 And, behold, as Barak pursued Sisera, Jael came out to meet him, and said unto him, Come, and I will shew thee the man whom thou seekest. And when he came into her tent, behold, Sisera lay dead, and the nail was in his temples.
23 So God subdued on that day Jabin the king of Canaan before the children of Israel.
24 And the hand of the children of Israel prospered, and prevailed against Jabin the king of Canaan, until they had destroyed Jabin king of Canaan.
Also, from the song of joy sung by Deborah and Barak after the victory :
Judges 5:24 Blessed above women shall Jael the wife of Heber the Kenite be, blessed shall she be above women in the tent.
25 He asked water, and she gave him milk; she brought forth butter in a lordly dish.
26 She put her hand to the nail, and her right hand to the workmen's hammer; and with the hammer she smote Sisera, she smote off his head, when she had pierced and stricken through his temples.
27 At her feet he bowed, he fell, he lay down: at her feet he bowed, he fell: where he bowed, there he fell down dead.
28 The mother of Sisera looked out at a window, and cried through the lattice, Why is his chariot so long in coming? why tarry the wheels of his chariots?
29 Her wise ladies answered her, yea, she returned answer to herself,
30 Have they not sped? have they not divided the prey; to every man a damsel or two; to Sisera a prey of divers colours, a prey of divers colours of needlework, of divers colours of needlework on both sides, meet for the necks of them that take the spoil?
31 So let all thine enemies perish, O LORD: but let them that love him be as the sun when he goeth forth in his might. And the land had rest forty years.
PEOPLE IN THE LESSON:
Jael- Wife of a Kennite tribesman named Heber.
Sisera- Captain of the army of Jabin, the king who attacked Israel.
Barak- He was judge of Israel and defended the Hebrew people.
Deborah- She was a prophetess under Barak's authority who had to convince Barak to go to war for God.
Sisera's mother- She liked to get presents from her son Sisera when he came home from war.
Jael means ‘wild gazelle’ or ‘wild goat’, a suitable name for a woman from a nomadic tribe.
Jael’s story is similar to the one told about David and Goliath. A small, weak person, Jael, triumphs over a terrifying and apparently invincible warrior, Sisera. The story celebrates the defeat of Israel’s enemies and the power of Israel’s God.
my parents call me coollaxa... not for short coz my name is already short... 
my fave movies



all x-men movies im a twilight fan harry potter addict
transformer din
my fave show



all 3 csi ang love ko birit queen kasi me
xempre mysterious e!
fave stars



the couple killer smile papa jorge


great bod binata na xa
fave foods



barbecue of corz sarap pag may bagoong carbonara w/ lots of cheese


hipon at baboy fave ko ice cream yammm. mawawala ba ang cake?

im a coffee addict
my style



skinny of corz t-shirts flip flops galore

or ballet flats
inside my kikay kit/bag


3 cp



pressed powder my lipgloss is poppin' wallet



baby wipes ang pabango ko or kahit alin dito
paper soap